Avatar sees with all the colors of the wind.

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The Wicked Witch of the West, Gov. Sarah Palin

I’ll get you my pretty, and your little blog too!
Sarah Palin, Wicked Witch of the Northwest

I do believe a flying monkey could be considered an upgrade to a regular monkey.
John McCain, Flying Monkey

Good? Bad? I’m the guy with Photoshop.

Hahaha, ok guys, who’s the one who photoshopped Palin onto this chick’s body? … Who was it? … Anyone? … Wait, What?

Sarah Palin, VPCiLF

If you still need a reason: About Sarah Palin: A Letter From Anne Kilkenny

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ZOMGZ!!?! I saws Britney! She’s so skinny!!!?!?!!

I’ve been living in Los Angeles for exactly one year this month. And to commemorate my anniversary, I was “blessed” by the Hollywood fairies with a real life sighting of the one and only Britney Spears.

I don’t need to tell you about what Britney Spears is up to, you already know, even if you didn’t want to know in the first place. She’s a common news item nowadays, a topic to bring up at the water cooler, and sadly, it’s not about her career that everyone keeps buzzin’ about, it’s about her lack of control in everything.

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Ready to throw away your risk-averse political statements yet?

Che Osama
T-shirts coming soon.

I kept seeing the image of Che Guevara on posters and stickers, people seem to be using it more as a stylized counter-culture bullshit rather than as a political statement supporting the passion of guerrilla rebellion. Then I saw a picture of Che’s face replaced with an ape from Planet of the Apes, and struggled to understand what the hell it was trying to say. (FYI: “gorilla” fighter, omfglulz).

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Iron Man is going to rock your face off.

Most of the articles on this site so far are about how many pop culture icons and movies suck. However, those who critique have a responsibility to defend that which shows great promise, and I want to illustrate how a certain superhero movie coming out next spring will in all likelihood irreparably rock your face off.

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The world just shit its pants.

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Most popular movie of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Ok guys, so here is the most popular movie of the year in review. The polls are in, the critics are both baffled and ecstatic. The #1 movie of the year also happens to have the #1 most popular movie star, it’s a double threat, a quadruple threat, a google-tuplet threat!!!!!!@@!! The movie is…

Osama Bin Laden is EVIL

Osama Bin Laden’s comeback tape. (watch it here) (the above is an artist’s rendition)

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Music has officially hit rock bottom. (And no, Britney is not back.)

If you just watched the ‘MTV VMA’ 2007 show (an acronym which confusingly stands for “music television video music awards”) you’re just as bewildered as I am that even among the so-called spectacle that MTV makes of their manufactured celebrities, even taking into account the cynical MTV-resentful eyes that most of us look at the world of music, this show was not only painful to watch, but also boring as shit. But beyond that, it became somewhat surprisingly apparent that the music of 2006-2007 god damn fucking sucked.

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Oops, I stepped on your balls. Fandom vs. Familiarity Masturbation

Have you ever had the experience where someone goes “Hey, what did you think of [movie]?” and you, being honest, go “Oh yeah, that movie sucked.” Then the person’s smile slowly fades into a sober “Oh yeah, well, I thought it was ok. What didn’t you like about it?” Ouch.

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Batman:(Part 3) 9 Things that Batman movies need and are horribly lacking

In the previous article, I talked about how the previous Batman films fell below the mark in their ability to be awesome. So what can be done? We’re supposed to have someone be superhumanly badass looking, but that would require way too much work and money to pull off in a straightforward manner, if it’s even possible. So here’s what I’ve come up with:

Batman done well.

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Batman:(Part 2) Why can’t Hollywood get him right?

This article is part two of the Batman series. Read part one here.

Who is Batman?

There seems to be misconception that Batman has no superpowers. I know what you’re thinking, “He doesn’t.” Actually, he does. Batman’s superpower is to look really really badass all the time. All the money, all the angsty whatever bullshit, all the martial arts training, gadgets, detective-ness, and costume have one purpose, and that is to give a plausible reason to why Batman can look so badass all the time. But the truth is, even if you had all those things, you still wouldn’t look that badass, which can only mean that Batman has been endowed with a character superhuman-ness to look badass all the time. That is his superpower.

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